| Handle |
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TweetDate |
TweetLink |
HashTags |
| PaulRandal: |
And we’re on – pretty packed room here in our pre-con – just shy of 100. #sqlpass |
11/2/09 4:38 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5366919942 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Let’s make the hashtag for our indexing precon #ktprecon – I’ll watch both. |
11/2/09 4:56 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5367318129 |
#sqlpass #ktprecon |
| PaulRandal: |
Question from #sqlpass: Ever a use for heaps? A: Not really. E.g. incoming clickstream temp storage |
11/2/09 4:58 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5367371468 |
#sqlpass: |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Either that or Kimberly’s jokes really *are* bad, and I’m just laughing because I have to (being married to her) |
11/2/09 5:01 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5367439309 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Q: why do SELECT COUNT(*) of a heap with fwded records generate extra IOs? |
11/2/09 5:14 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5367732804 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass A: because the Storage Engine will only process fwded records when it finds them from a fwding record |
11/2/09 5:14 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5367744740 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@DBA_hole #ktprecon #sqlpass Yes (unless you specifically ask for a nonclustered primary key) |
11/2/09 5:19 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5367850801 |
#ktprecon #ktprecon |
| PaulRandal: |
@DBA_hole #ktprecon #sqlpass But not a drop/recreate. It’s a create of clustered index + drop of heap. Semantic, but important difference. |
11/2/09 5:20 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5367869544 |
#ktprecon #ktprecon |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Our wonderful attendees… http://pic.gd/b17455 |
11/2/09 5:24 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5367969054 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Kimberly in mid-sentence… isn’t she cute? http://pic.gd/ba2662 |
11/2/09 5:26 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5368012672 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Ola Hallengren’s *wonderful* db maintenance script: http://bit.ly/3R5OUv |
11/2/09 5:35 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5368219637 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@sqlinsaneo They’re not real seagulls – they’re MS-controlled robots #sqlpass |
11/2/09 5:37 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5368256080 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@buckwoody I’m trying to avoid looking at you – too embarrassed after what happened to us last night in that phone booth #sqlpass |
11/2/09 5:42 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5368367982 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Alternative to shrink: http://bit.ly/43PQI |
11/2/09 5:54 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5368638484 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@DBA_hole #ktprecon #sqlpass Depends on your I/O subsystem, filegroup layout, HA/DR strategy… may be more mgmt probs than gains |
11/2/09 6:04 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5368853068 |
#ktprecon #ktprecon |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Please refill the coffee in the speaker room (and have someone check regularly…) thanks! |
11/2/09 6:38 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5369614171 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@DonKirkham #sqlpass backup/restore does not reclaim space (or do anything else to the db). Only way to reclaim is some form of shrink. |
11/2/09 6:41 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5369662274 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@DonKirkham See http://bit.ly/43PQI for an alternative for you. |
11/2/09 6:51 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5369891151 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@ktegels Because an existing filegroup has data files – a FS filegroup is a pointer to the root of the NTFS data container |
11/2/09 6:52 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5369909736 |
NULL |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass How expensive are page splits in terms of transaction log? http://bit.ly/MqUgU |
11/2/09 7:03 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5370157274 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Do page splits ever roll back? No: script to prove it: http://bit.ly/2IgMM3 |
11/2/09 7:04 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5370177946 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Demo scripts (and companion content for the internals book chapter) are at http://bit.ly/42zJ4c |
11/2/09 7:10 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5370304102 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Audience perspective: RT @joewebb: Live from #ktprecon at #sqlpass. http://twitpic.com/o13um |
11/2/09 7:12 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5370346695 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Kimberly dissing DBCC commands while I’m on stage next to her? Not a smart move! |
11/2/09 7:17 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5370471853 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass OH from Kimberly: “The key points are…. really just the key points.” Very astute observation there dear |
11/2/09 7:45 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5371086548 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@ChiragRoy #ktprecon #sqlpass It depends Wait until she talks about indexing strategies this afternoon. |
11/2/09 7:48 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5371143932 |
#ktprecon |
| PaulRandal: |
@AndyLeonard #sqlpass #ktprecon She’ll never see it – she doesn’t tweet much – I’m safe |
11/2/09 7:49 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5371159601 |
#sqlpass #ktprecon |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass People.. the answer is always “it depends”. Apart from if the question is ‘should auto-shrink be turned on?’. |
11/2/09 7:58 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5371365926 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@datachick My other favorite answer is “12″ and then watch the mystified expressions. #sqlpass |
11/2/09 8:01 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5371421542 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass L U N C H T I M E! #ktprecon We’ll be back to cover more incredible indexing info (and on-stage (verbal) spousal abuse! |
11/2/09 8:03 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5371476694 |
#sqlpass #ktprecon |
| PaulRandal: |
@DonKirkham Ah – no solution for that – maybe a 3rd-party backup/restore tool? |
11/2/09 8:52 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5372567849 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more…. back after lunch with the KT Indexing Show |
11/2/09 9:05 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5372866600 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Don’t INCLUDE LOB columns in NC indexes. It creates a whole extra copy of the LOB data. Not good. |
11/2/09 9:10 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5372989895 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass And don’t put an index on every column. One of the worst things you can do. |
11/2/09 9:13 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5373037864 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@SQLCraftsman Oh yeah. Confusing unto and into always gets me into unto-ward trouble. |
11/2/09 9:16 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5373123933 |
NULL |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass What is a ‘seekable’ index? An index with keys that can be used in a left-based subset to match a search argument. |
11/2/09 9:23 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5373277154 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon @sqlpass What order should the NC index key columns be in? It depends… |
11/2/09 9:24 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5373306090 |
#ktprecon |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass So far Kimberly’s answered “It depends” 15 times… |
11/2/09 9:26 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5373359667 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Q I get asked: query perf dropping, what happened? If it slowly drops, fragmentation. If it drops off a cliff, stats. Commonly. |
11/2/09 9:35 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5373562535 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@ChiragRoy #ktprecon #sqlpass Parts of database must all be at the same point in time as primary filegroup… no problem. |
11/2/09 10:08 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5374338657 |
#ktprecon |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Q: How to make system gen’d stats persist after a restart? A: they are always persisted in the primary FG. |
11/2/09 10:10 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5374383621 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass How are auto-gen’d stats names generated? http://bit.ly/14nc0w |
11/2/09 10:18 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5374593689 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Stats are *always* at the table level. Partitioning has *no* benefit as far as stats are concerned. Even in SS2008. |
11/2/09 10:53 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5375430211 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass 2008 filtered stats != poor-man’s partition-level stats |
11/2/09 10:54 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5375440275 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Apparently my #sqlpass worth today is limited to tweeting from #ktprecon, and holding her used teabags. Very humbling |
11/2/09 11:05 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5375710177 |
#sqlpass #ktprecon |
| PaulRandal: |
@plitwin #sqlpass #ktprecon She’ll get the same treatment in my Friday post-con – it goes both ways. |
11/2/09 11:09 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5375810255 |
#sqlpass #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Filtered indexes and filtered stats might become seriously out-of-date http://bit.ly/1knEE2 |
11/2/09 11:41 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5376600563 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass One of the joys of co-presenting is watching Kimberly trying to draw on-screen using ZoomIt |
11/2/09 11:49 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5376778832 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Does order of columns in WHERE clause affect index choice? No. (unless you’ve got, say, 50 conditions) |
11/2/09 11:50 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5376814447 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass I love hearing UNION described as “set, set squish” |
11/3/09 12:10 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5377285038 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Over-indexing is worse than under-indexing. Err on the side of fewer indexes always. |
11/3/09 12:16 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5377431451 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass OH: keep the search arguments in the WHERE clause and the join arguments in the FROM clause |
11/3/09 12:18 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5377480586 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass For OLTP or OLTP/DSS combo, you want to try to cover the aggregate. INCLUDE the columns you’re aggregating. |
11/3/09 12:22 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5377572922 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass and GROUP BY the key. E.g. SUM(sales) by customer |
11/3/09 12:22 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5377583436 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass key would be customer, INCLUDE would be sales. Otherwise an unordered aggregate needs to be done. Slooooooow. |
11/3/09 12:23 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5377606311 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Indexed views whitepaper http://bit.ly/22lStl |
11/3/09 12:29 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5377739599 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Whitepaper comparing heaps and clustered indexes http://bit.ly/HPonN |
11/3/09 12:30 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5377761144 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Database Tuning Advisor whitepaper http://bit.ly/2ykHEI |
11/3/09 12:32 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5377819794 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#ktprecon #sqlpass Craig Freedman’s blog on index_operational_stats http://bit.ly/BVcIV |
11/3/09 12:35 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5377897936 |
#ktprecon #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Today Kimberly and I are the embodiment of ‘it depends’. Catch us at lunchtime! #sqlpass |
11/3/09 6:30 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5398059867 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
That picture’s on my FB page too RT @robboek: @BrentO just put up a very flattering picture of @PaulRandal #sqlpass |
11/3/09 11:57 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5405773692 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@MidnightDBA #sqlpass 1000 is a number I made up when back at MS, but it only applies if the table is in memory. Otherwise, sure, defrag. |
11/4/09 12:06 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5406019739 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Just like the <10% nothing, 10-30% defrag, 30%+ rebuild. I made those numbers up too as people wanted *some* guidance. YMMV. |
11/4/09 12:10 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5406101235 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@GFritchey Hope you didn’t mind me commenting on the tweets coming from your session! |
11/4/09 12:53 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5407198123 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@GFritchey I always like to ‘fess up about the BOL numbers/guidance about defragging. |
11/4/09 1:01 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5407384733 |
NULL |
| PaulRandal: |
@kbriankelley @SQLSarg #sqlpass Absolutely disagree for user DBs. |
11/4/09 2:08 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5409027866 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@SQLSarg @kbriankelley #sqlpass and for tempdb, start with #files = 1/4-1/2 #cores IF seeing page latch contention (not page IO latch) |
11/4/09 2:09 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5409043381 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@kbriankelley @SQLSarg #sqlpass see http://bit.ly/vNMLv |
11/4/09 2:09 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5409052369 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass For me best thing about this PASS is mting all Tweeps I’ve gotten to know over last 6 mths. We have a *rocking* community! |
11/4/09 3:47 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5411356916 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass In a good way, of course. Well, maybe except @BrentO and @sqlrockstar…. ;-D |
11/4/09 3:50 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5411421298 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Snotty in Seattle. Cold is kicking my butt again, offline now to veg in front of TV b4 Logging&Recovery spotlight at #sqlpass in the a.m. |
11/4/09 3:55 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5411539260 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Wow – all the #Muppets videos have gone from YouTube (under litigation threat from WMG) – no more #Manamana! How sad |
11/4/09 4:04 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5411732262 |
#Muppets #Manamana |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Understand Logging and Recovery? Completely? If not, come to my spotlight this morning at 10.15 in 2AB. |
11/4/09 4:08 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5423467554 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@AndyLeonard @sqlagentman It’s called job security. Make up numbers while at MS, get paid to explain them once I leave. Simple! ;-D #sqlpass |
11/4/09 4:09 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5423487218 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@AndyLeonard #sqlpass Don’t blame me – I didn’t make up the schedule! |
11/4/09 4:13 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5423581653 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@buckwoody A kilt will be on show. |
11/4/09 4:13 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5423588057 |
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| PaulRandal: |
Had great fun doing my logging/recovery session this morning. I’ve got some much deeper log internals blog posts lined up too. #sqlpass |
11/4/09 10:56 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5433042824 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@way0utwest You may have a kilt, but you also have a pink cowboy hat. I worry about you Steve… #sqlpass |
11/4/09 11:58 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5434603222 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Damn right! bwin have a rocking SQL setup. RT @aspiringgeek: DBCC should be done everyday. No, not @paulrandal, bwin’s VLDB’s DBA #sqlpass |
11/4/09 11:59 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5434631011 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Helping Kimberly thread the wireless mic under her top #sqlpass #passawesomeness |
11/5/09 12:22 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5435227503 |
#sqlpass #passawesomeness |
| PaulRandal: |
@SQLCraftsman Just ask @BuckWoody about the time he was almost arrested in Leavenworth with me…. #sqlpass |
11/5/09 12:24 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5435267079 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
In Kimberly’s Covering Indexes Spotlight session – 4C1-2 #sqlpass |
11/5/09 12:28 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5435383697 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Kimberly on stage #sqlpass http://pic.gd/ad90dc |
11/5/09 12:35 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5435542229 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
RT @sarahspace: How I explain what it is like to be a DBA: DBA is the sexiest profession there is this side of being a stripper #sqlpass |
11/5/09 12:45 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5435797449 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Now sitting next to @sqlfool in @kimberlyltripp’s session #sqlpass |
11/5/09 12:46 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5435836985 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@kimberlyltripp’s Tipping Point blog posts r @ http://bit.ly/2yStzr #sqlpass You’d be amazed how selective a query must be to use an index. |
11/5/09 12:50 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5435945322 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@t_burger @kimberlyltripp’s deck is up on site but may not have made it to the download section yet. Don’t worry, it will be. #sqlpass |
11/5/09 12:54 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436032143 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@DevSQL She also has roadrunnerkt and I have roadrunnerpr. I’ve got another one called roadkill #sqlpass |
11/5/09 12:55 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436070845 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@tjaybelt I think @kimberlyltripp just rocks full-stop |
11/5/09 1:00 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436179324 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@aspiringgeek She’s sitting next to me – just showed her that tweet #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:00 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436195302 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Latest version of @kimberlyltripp’s sp_helpindex2 script is at http://bit.ly/3WjfSJ #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:04 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436286609 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
He has amazing body-hair…. RT @janhonenj: #sqlpass @BuckWoody is claiming he knows something about shampoo. I’m not sure I believe him. |
11/5/09 1:06 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436336983 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@Kimberlyltripp managed to go 6 whole seconds without saying ‘it depends’ after challenging herself not to. Nice. #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:09 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436412870 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Do not just automatically put an index on every column #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:13 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436521435 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Over-indexing is usually worse than under-indexing – think of the overhead of maintaining all those unused indexes… #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:14 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436540474 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Covering: best done cleverly, correctly, and concisely. @kimberlyltripp was in an alliterative mood, obviously. #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:16 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436603907 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
@BrentO, *you* of all people organized a breakfast *without* #bacon?!?! RT @lotsahelp: @BrentO going to remember the #bacon? #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:26 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436850100 |
#bacon?!?! #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Chugging down Hall’s cough sweets to try to avoid a cacophony of coughing in the covering session #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:27 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436883380 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
If your stats are out of date, it might not matter how good your indexes are – SQL may not be able to figure out to use them #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:30 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5436960619 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
OH from @kimberlyltripp: I want you to stop caring #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:40 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5437224158 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
You can get the Credit db that @kimberlyltripp was using in the session from http://bit.ly/1PHPKi #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:43 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5437302767 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
OMG these chairs are incredibly uncomfortable – parts of my anatomy are asleep and sore! #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:45 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5437340876 |
#sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Using indexed views wps http://bit.ly/22lStl (2005) and http://bit.ly/3LpZnT (2008). Don’t go crazy with them though #sqlpass |
11/5/09 1:58 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5437695804 |
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| PaulRandal: |
My latest TechNet Magazine article is out on web “Recovering from Disasters Using Backups” http://bit.ly/14XK1l #sql #sqlserver #sqlpass |
11/5/09 4:35 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5453506227 |
#sql #sqlserver #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Yeah! RT @sqlbelle: Yup! Agreed! RT @kbriankelley: @sqlbelle That’s a shame. You’ll get more DR info out of a @PaulRandal session. #sqlpass |
11/5/09 5:17 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5454526890 |
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| PaulRandal: |
We spent ton of time at end of 2005 dev reducing data/inst cache misses – very fiddly, gnarly work, but fun! #sqlpass |
11/5/09 5:44 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5455166160 |
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| PaulRandal: |
I always explain that the NULL bitmap in a record is one big cpu cache miss prevention mechanism #sqlpass |
11/5/09 5:46 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5455200176 |
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| PaulRandal: |
Here’s the MIT paper, it’s a good read: Materialization Strategies in a Column-Oriented DBMS http://bit.ly/2q4Nu0 #sqlpass |
11/5/09 6:17 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5455915997 |
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| PaulRandal: |
You can actually download MITs column store database engine source code and play around with it too http://bit.ly/245xT6 #sqlpass |
11/5/09 6:24 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5456076673 |
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| PaulRandal: |
Me too! RT @AndyLeonard: Hey #sqlpass! I will be at the PASS Bookstore at noon to sign books and answer questions. |
11/5/09 6:53 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5456739889 |
#sqlpass! |
| PaulRandal: |
@sqlfool I’ll be wearing my ‘it depends’ t-shirt again today, just for you. See you at lunch at the bookstore. |
11/5/09 7:09 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5457110526 |
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| PaulRandal: |
Came home from #sqlpass to prep for tomorrow’s post-con/convalesce – lots of #bacon and eggs for lunch mmmmmmm |
11/5/09 9:34 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5460564441 |
#sqlpass #bacon |
| PaulRandal: |
@aspiringgeek Surely they’re not advising that as a generalization? #sqlpass |
11/5/09 10:02 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5461290973 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@simon_sabin Yup, -E makes ind creates/rebuilds alloc multiple extents when round-robin-ing. Didn’t realize @aspiringgeek’s context #sqlpass |
11/5/09 10:08 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5461450239 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@hpebley3 #sql the database with the ID in the message is shutdown and can’t be started for some reason. |
11/5/09 11:01 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5462793689 |
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| PaulRandal: |
Leave it on for *all* DBs RT @sqlbelle: Leave autogrow on for #sharepoint dbs . It is like your catastrophic insurance policy #SQLPASS |
11/5/09 11:02 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5462805846 |
#sharepoint #SQLPASS |
| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass if anyone’s brave enough, ask @BuckWoody to tell the story of the time we were arrested in Leavenworth when he did a strip-tease… |
11/5/09 11:06 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5462923584 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@PaulRandal #sqlpass … during the winter yodeling competition. |
11/5/09 11:07 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5462941379 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass And btw, @BuckWoody won the yodeling competition. Very scary. Never go on vacation with that man. |
11/5/09 11:10 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463008889 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@AndyLeonard Tell him “No, no, the other one – the burly one that grabbed me” |
11/5/09 11:11 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463038560 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Ok, ask @BuckWoody why he’s not allowed on any Sound Transit public buses any more… there’s a story. |
11/5/09 11:12 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463065739 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass When they arrested @BuckWoody, he tried to claim he was Bill Gates. But the cop knew Bill had more hair. |
11/5/09 11:13 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463093029 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Twitter is wonderful, interacting with (well, derailing) sessions remotely! Maybe @BuckWoody and I should co-present one next time? |
11/5/09 11:15 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463145994 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@AndyLeonard @BuckWoody’s Kung Fu is weaker than mine… #sqlpass |
11/5/09 11:17 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463184554 |
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| PaulRandal: |
Hmm – he might ‘dress up’ again. RT @mrdenny: I think @PaulRandal and @buckwoody need to come to the bar with us tonight. #sqlpass |
11/5/09 11:19 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463230998 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Someone tell @BuckWoody his wife called to say he’d forgotten his meds again this morning and could I take care of him? |
11/5/09 11:24 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463361106 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass and whatever you do, don’t feed @BuckWoody’s psychoses by letting him talk to an audience – he gets delusions of grandeur. |
11/5/09 11:25 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463387065 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass OMG – the gerbil story! (Well, multiple gerbils were involved actually) @BuckWoody’s daughter was really annoyed. Someone ask him.. |
11/5/09 11:27 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463431830 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass Just imagine @BuckWoody, dressed like a pest-control guy, tripping out on who-knows-what, running around a house after gerbils… |
11/5/09 11:30 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463505072 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@AaronBertrand That’s because of the Cease and Desist letter @BuckWoody had from the Animal Control folks #sqlpass |
11/5/09 11:32 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463553322 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@AndyLeonard That reminds me – you should see tricks @BuckWoody can do with whole olives and cocktail sticks, using just his teeth #sqlpass |
11/5/09 11:34 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463602738 |
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| PaulRandal: |
That’s right. Never trust @BuckWoody. Never. RT @mrdenny: @AndyLeonard @PaulRandal I’m sure that it is a trick. #sqlpass |
11/5/09 11:35 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463619541 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass For finale, someone ask @BuckWoody if he can do last 5 minutes of his session after removing all his false teeth…he’s good at it! |
11/5/09 11:37 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463678735 |
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| PaulRandal: |
And you wonder why he gets arrested…. RT @SQLRockstar: @buckwoody has $5 in his pocket AND someone else’s pants on #woodyfacts #sqlpass |
11/5/09 11:41 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5463773956 |
#woodyfacts #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
I’m proud I had most insults from @BuckWoody. I guess. RT @sqlagentman: New blog post: Buck Woody Has Issues http://bit.ly/3MSRpO #sqlpass |
11/5/09 11:52 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5464044193 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@TimCaylor #sqlpass will be in Seattle Nov 8-11 2010 |
11/5/09 11:52 PM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5464051949 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@BuckWoody and I just agreed to do a joint session next year – and we’ll both wear kilts! Be afraid… be very afraid…. #sqlpass |
11/6/09 12:29 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5464941037 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#1 tip for speakers I saw this year at #sqlpass – get a clicker so you can move around the stage more freely. |
11/6/09 12:31 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5464979616 |
#1 #sqlpass |
| PaulRandal: |
Blog: http://bit.ly/14nc0w RT @GFritchey: WA in system stats stands for Washington state. From @Paulrandal via Gail Shaw. #sqlpass |
11/6/09 12:35 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5465099051 |
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| PaulRandal: |
Err, Scotland? RT @joewebb: where does one buy a kilt? #sqlpass |
11/6/09 12:48 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5465408175 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@joewebb It’s a neat trick. In my spotlight last year I showed how to change them in 2005+ too, in dire circumstances |
11/6/09 12:50 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5465461390 |
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| PaulRandal: |
See blog TechEd Demo: Using the SQL 2005 Dedicated Admin Connection to fix Msg 8992: corrupt system tables http://bit.ly/njh9B #sqlpass |
11/6/09 12:52 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5465503209 |
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| PaulRandal: |
Any Tweeps coming to our disaster recovery #sqlpass post-con tomorrow? |
11/6/09 1:01 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5465724325 |
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| PaulRandal: |
#sqlpass isn’t a conference, it’s one big SQL fun-fest with a bunch of new and old friends. What a damn good time! |
11/6/09 1:04 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5465784262 |
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| PaulRandal: |
@JustAGuy0479 Cool – see you tomorrow! Are you the guy I was supposed to slap if he fell asleep in KLT’s session yesterday? |
11/6/09 1:17 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5466115284 |
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| PaulRandal: |
KLT’s blog post http://bit.ly/1knEE2 RT @GFritchey: OH For filtered statistics, auto update of stats is useless. Do it yourself. – Gail Shaw |
11/6/09 1:30 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5466422479 |
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| PaulRandal: |
Our house… RT @sqlbelle: #sqlpass feels like *home* ie where else can you find a place where everyone does some kind of SQL Server work |
11/6/09 1:54 AM |
http://twitter.com/PaulRandal/statuses/5466999689 |
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